Sorry for the crude title but I can’t think of a better one for my new invention!

As I am sure you are all painfully aware, blogging successfully takes dedication, discipline and a whole heap of time! We are getting quite good at it here at Optu but there are times when writing a blog is the last thing you want to do when you have project deadlines looming and important meetings to attend. Well I have a solution. Whatever our schedules, we always find time to nip to the loo…..nature insists on it.

So, my cunning device is a loo roll holder (still in early design phase) that will only dispense the necessary goods once a blog has been written and uploaded to your site. Only then will the machine spring into life and release a few sheets for you. Initially, the site of a keyboard, wifi link and screen in your average toilet cubicle may seem off putting but fairly soon we will all be in the habit of blogging just as often as we find time to nip to the loo.

In fact…..whilst you’re spending a penny, your new blog will get your customers to spend their pennies with you! (I can hear you all groaning at that one from the top of our office block!) Oh, and I will make sure that with my new invention, the loo roll will work which ever way you hold it!